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NASA sent out Funny pics a new ultra contemporary as well as expensive space probe to Mars once more. The mission of the area probe was to look for water availability on the Red Planet, no matter just how tiny it might be. Sadly currently of touchdown, the call with the space probe was lost. During the subsequent evaluation of the images it was found out that the space probe had fallen under a massive puddle. The mud had destroyed the complex and also fragile electronics of the apparatus. A NASA spokesman stated that although they had lost a space probe worth $ 2 billions, they were completely satisfied due to the fact that they had actually unconditionally confirmed that there was water on Mars.

After years of efforts, the researchers finally have reviewed the inscription on the column in Abu Simbel holy place in Egypt. For years the historians had actually been wishing this engraving to offer them really important details concerning the unidentified dark century when the New Kingdom changed the Old Kingdom. Literal translation of the engraving reads, "O-o-oh Hemyanu! When will you give me support my three sacks of wheat, you moron! Fifty percent the village sleeps with your wife. The various other fifty percent do not sleep, since they are women and also kids. And also I have actually rested, also. Do you not believe me? Your other half has a big mole on his left hip. Do you believe me now? Provide me my wheat, squit!"

After reviewing the engraving, two archaeologists, committed entire their lives to that, have actually committed suicide.

Silvester Stallone began firing his brand-new motion picture - Rocky No. 16. The movie will outline currently aged Rocky beating to death old Dolph Lundgren with a walking stick.